I was outside on a break today and this stupid woman in one of those stupid motorized carts rolls by me. She's easily as big as the entire back seat of a bus and I'm sure she's using the cart because she cant walk her ass through the store.
So there I am, trying not to stare, in fact I turned my back to her completely so that I could enjoy the rest of my cigarette AND THEN I heard her voice.....
Me: *Cough*
Snatchy Snatch : Sounds like you could use another smoke
Me: Looks like you could use another donut
Usually I only say those things in my head, but something came loose this time and it just shot out of my mouth. I'm really glad I was all bundled up since I do have to work here. There is no way she'd recognize me.
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Bwahahahaha! Beautiful!
She walked, er, rolled, right into that one.
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