Sunday, December 30, 2007

Dear Wangster

Yo, Dis is not Da Hood. You get me? See, this is an middle class fucking subdivision, in a former rural area, outside an urban area by about 20 fucking miles. So before I come over there and shove your little piece of shit car that goes boom, with it's blown out wall mart speakers straight up your ass with no lube, I highly suggest you turn that shit down while I am trying to sleep yo.

Sincerely,

The Bitch four houses down who can hear you over her husbands stoopid movie and will go all ghetto on your ass.

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