Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Dear Son of Bitch

Thank you so much for pulling your junky ass piece of shit truck piled high with crap in front of me this morning as I tried to enter the freeway. Thanks again for having the insight to make your entrance ahead of me at a thrilling 15 miles per fucking hour so that there is a 100% chance that the ass end of my car will soon be in the front of my car courtesy of a 18 wheeler doing speeds in excess of 70.

Due to my lack of sleep last night and my lengthy appointment today, I am thrilled that you had the grace to gift me with both adrenaline and the hate stronger than the heat of 10,000 suns all within a mile of my house and before my first cup of coffee.

Kudos to you fuck head.

Love,
Evil Bitch

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