Wednesday, October 31, 2007

An Open Letter to Halloween

Dear Halloween,

It's still early here on the west coast so hopefully I've caught you in time. Please STOP encouraging girls to dress like sluts on this glorious unholy day.

It's as if Halloween is now just another excuse to dress trashy and show off your nips and Brit Brit. It's gross. Really. Really really gross.

Halloween, if you are really a horny teenage boy in disguise I can recommend some raunchy websites where you can get your kicks so that I don't have to look at countless girls OF ALL AGES dressed as hookers and hos.

Thank You,

Super Mega Bitch

1 comment:

Michelle J said...

Dear girls who dress like whores on halloween. Just so you know, your not in costume, and you are not just having fun, you are expressing the part of yourself that you like the least. Deal with it yourself, we don't want to see your vajay-jay or your boobs. If you want to dress in a theraputic manner than I suggest something rotten and ugly since that is how you truly view yourself deep down. Don't deny it, you know you do.