Friday, November 2, 2007

Strung Out Stripper Movement

Every time I turn around I'm inundated with stories about the young Hollywood brats. Mary Kate, Ashley, Nicole, Lindsay, Britney, Paris and now Amy Winehouse. Why are these pieces of crap so damned popular? You know they haven't chewed actual food in 3 years, they're freaking retarded and incapable of speaking (much less writing) in complete sentences. To top it off, their clothes are so trashy even Goodwill wouldn't take them.

Hollywood used to be about elegance and glamour...what happened? Not to say it hasn't always had it's fair share of real life drama, but crikey, it's out of control now! Today's barrage of crap included a video of Amy W. getting an award. She was so freaking stoned she barely made her way to the stage. Then she gave a stunning speech in acceptance of her People's Choice award, "Thanks". WOW. I'm surprised she could stay vertical at all.

2 years ago Amy was a bright young star - a normal-sized person, with a pretty face and an incredible voice. Today, she's a cracked out twig of an excuse for a person who looks like shit and sounds like shit. What happened? Do they suck your brains out the minute you sign a deal? Replace the brains with meth and heroin? "Just to slim you up a bit". Satan would be kinder. What pisses me off the most...these are the pathetic excuse for role models our young girls have. Who started the strung out stripper movement? They should have their asses flogged!

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